c-caster: c-caster: i was in a lecture and i saw a girl posting a bunch of hipster posts on tumblr and cuz i was bored i sent her a message on anon saying ‘you shouldn’t be on tumblr in class’ aND SHE FUCKING YELPED IN CLASS WHEN SHE READ IT AND I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING ON THE SPOT LMAO I MESSAGED HER AGAIN BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND JSAKCBAJNDSKCCL’LJ I’mabadperson
cosmo sex tip #466
instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.
disruptedoriginal: someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god
lolsofunny: where are we going to put the extra star on the flag for puerto rico omg calm down betsy ross via lolsofunny=)
silenthill: yeaaaaah vegeta u feelin it yeahhhh im feelin it goku yeahhhhh YEAHHHHHHHH oh yeaahhhhh yehehehhehee
dontbeafraidbealive: the-fence-is-waiting: kenway: oedipus came out of his mom once he also came in his mom once This is terrible. #oedipus was the first motherfucker
how to give an awful handjob
listinthings: be unaware of where the penis is scream into the penis use the back of your hand slap the penis and call it “buddy” condescend to the penis set your hand on fire
richwhiteterror: ok “mom” if that is your real name
rnarker: rnarker: for every note this gets im running a mile nevermind please no
sophistickitty: gloomyteens: i want a guy that is cute and funny but not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that’s tall and skinny not buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi like is that so hard to find LOLOL
fairlyevenparents: So in Icarly’s new episode, this is the book Gibby’s brother is reading omg
me halfway through shaving my legs: I don't want to do this anymore
sassykanny: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST SHE DON’T WANT NO CHECKERS TONIGHT
the difference between a girl that is white and a...
strawberryfck: jesuschristvevo: girl that is white identifies as female is caucasian white girl comes to school 15 minutes late with starbucks dresses up as a cat for halloween wears sunglasses indoors wears short shorts with uggs says she was born in the wrong generation is always singing call me maybe thinks shes the only girl who plays video games gets offended when people say...
the-lonely-scottish-guy: knock knock who’s there? well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock